Write Random Crap (since this is a fav at the AdM forums)
This topic was posted at the auf der maur forums, so just write random crap, as it says. My dog is cute *snuggles puppy*

i love stuff sex is good blah blah blah shut up

I have to work today. I'm tired.

My hair is wet and I am sad because Vh1 plays the same music videos every day...and they AREN'T BILLY! *pout*

i could do with some sex

Me too, it's been waaay too long..

ok so i'll meet you under the eiffel tower in 6 hours

I'M DRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want a cup of tea but i'm too lazy to make one.

oooo i like that linda icon :)

Thank you. It's Canada Day. Yay. Woah that rhymes.

I just mowed the lawn. I smell like sweat. *showers*

I have taken the extendable arial off of my cd radio player and now have it in my mouth... ...The next time you see me I'll be on top of a 12 storey car park with a high power assault rifle.

odd im sick *cries*

I love smelling myself when I completely reek I'm also happy I keep getting my sickness benefit I win