Speak New Zealander
Someone posted this at another forum I visit. Made me LOL. All in good fun of course :P For bist efict, rid out aloud! Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen Earplane - large flying machine Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym Ever cardeau - avocado Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests Beard - a place to sleep Bun button - been bitten by insect Bug hut - popular recording Brudge - structure spanning a stream Ken's - Cairns Cuds - children Chully Bun - Cooler box (Esky) Day old chuck - very young poultry Duffy cult - not easy Inner me - enemy Iggs ecktly - Precisely Fear hear - blonde Fitter cheney - type of pasta Fush - marine creatures Guess - vapour Amejen - visualise Jungle Bills - Christmas carol Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim Kittle crusps - potato chips Cuttin - baby cat Leather - foam produced from soap Lift - departed McKennock - person who fixes cars Mere - Mayor Mess Kara - eye make-up Milburn - capital of Victoria Min - male of the species Munce - usually served on toast Munner stroney - soup Nin tin dough - computer game Peck - to fill a suitcase Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects Pigs - for hanging out washing with Pits - domestic animals Pear - a structure built out into the sea Pump - to act as an agent for a prositute Pug - large animal with curly tail Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft Sex - one less than sivven Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers Tin - one more than nine Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden One Doze - well known computer program And I'll add my own: Fut tuts - large breasts

as a new zealander, this should offend me But I just pretend I'm French so I am fine although I'd say that's more of an australian thing

kinda, its kinda like how some south african people sound like they have a weird british accent, but then again, every body i know thinks i have a canadian accent and ive never been over seas in my life

thats like a weird mix of new zealand and south african

How exactly do new zealanders speak odd? it's hard to pick up on your own accent or lack of it sounds more australian then anything although I can see the south african comparison